David Blane invades Harrison Ford's home and peppers his kitchen with street magic. Harrison Ford carefully interprets a fan question at Comic Con. Benedict Cumberbatch impersonates Chewbacca on the Graham Norton show in front of Harrison Ford.
Bill Murray isn't a diva. He's a comic genius and simply knows what he wants. If he doesn't like a script he won't finish reading it. If he has an inkling that Ghostbusters 3 is going to ruin the originals, he won't finish or even begin to read the script. If for example, the production of Garfield is going south, he'll step in to make it even better despite a flaky director and the fact that he has to spend endless hours trying to drag the script from out of a corner like a game of chess. If he doesn't feel like leaving his house, he'll have an entire film production move to a location an hour away from his house. This guy can sell you scotch and make you fall in love with a relationship that will never be. He can wake up every day to the same annoying bullshit and make it even better the next time he wakes up to the same annoying bullshit. He can wake up every day to the same annoying bullshit and make it even better the next time he wakes up to the same annoying bullshit. He can wake up every day to the same annoying bullshit and make it even better the next time he wakes up to the same annoying bullshit. Bill Murray answers some but not all questions in his Reddit AMA such as what he whispered into Scarlett Johansson's ear at the end of Lost in Translation and whether or not he sole somebody's French fry and said, "No one will believe you." He even commented on his favorite SNL cast and about his favorite place to golf. I'm not sure what I'd do if I ever met him. I do know what Trey Parker and Matt Stone would do. One of the most surprising things I learned about during his AMA was about Broken Flowers being his top performance and his thinking that he should simply stop acting at that point in his career. Let me tell you, I'm very glad that he hasn't stopped. I'm still waiting for Ghostbusters 3 to fly out of Hollywood like a poltergeist and I don't care if it's good or bad. I want to see Wes Anderson mold Bill Murray into whatever it is he does when he writes and directs his magical, figurine-toybox-sandbox-however-you'd-call-em' movies. Mostly, I just want to see him do what he does best and I still don't really know what that is but when he does it I'll be watching. Your body is filled with a slurry of attraction chemicals and there's nothing you can do about it. It's no wonder why you can't get a girlfriend you big dumb ape. Attraction leads to action I always say, but your body is subconsciously doing most of the work for you. It's firing off chemicals that you naturally produce such as adrenaline, serotonin, testosterone, and dopamine. You're essentially on drugs when you're attracted to the opposite sex. So if you really, really like-like someone maybe you should take a good deep sniff, let your eyes roll back inside your head, and enjoy the chemicals.
By the year 2019, the New York City subway system is likely to phase out those flimsy plastic MetroCards in favor of RFID chips (Radio Frequency Identification). So, by the use of cellphones or some kind of tiny key chain device, hopping on the train will be one wave away.
It can't be easy to reach an escape velocity fast enough to exit the Milky Way galaxy. Somehow there are stars the size of our very own Sun managing this incredible feat right now. Ironically, there were 42 possible stars that were discovered to have been possible high-velocity dwarfs (thanks, Douglas Adams) but only 17 were deemed probable to have reached a high enough escape velocity.
Meow, meow, meeeeww! Have you ever sweet talked your cat? Have you ever tried mocking your cat? Do you make purring sounds or chirping sounds just to see what your cat will do? If all of that sounds crazy, your cat must think you have mental problems. In fact, scientists agree.
It's sometimes difficult to figure out what to eat but not if you have staple foods such as bananas, potatoes, Ramen, rice or bell peppers. Apparently, it's quite easy to whip up just about anything from these ingredients if you know a thing or two about basic cooking. I find that cabbage is an excellent base to just about any meal. It helps bulk things up and it's cheap! Onions, spinach, broccoli, and kale also provide a sprinkle of vital nutrients for your body.
Did you ever consider that one day you might be stranded somewhere, like in your car during a snowstorm with a pile of canned goods you just bought from the grocery store? You don't have a can opener. You only have your freezing bare hands. What if it were possible to open that can with only your freezing digits?
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