By: Charles McHale | @NessKids
When you're sick of the old fart in your Mother's cereal gag or the kill your little cousins gerbil, try one of these fresh ideas for April Fools.
1. The TV Over the Door Fall. When you're looking for something truly funny and you don't want to spend a ton of money, dig out your old tube TV and place it over a slightly open door. It might be hard to rig at first, but it's well worth the hard work if your loved one doesn't notice what's hanging above.
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2. Sour Milk Super Soaker. It's exactly what it sounds like. Don't throw your sour milk away. Put it in a squirt gun. To spray in mouth? Or not to spray in mouth? Spray in mouth.
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3. Counterfeit Cash. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend who loves to shop til they drop? They'll really drop when they shop when you steal their cash and replace it with easily recognizable counterfeit money. Just make sure it's unrecognizable enough to your significant other. To top off the joke? Use the real money to buy fog horns that can be rigged into everything around the house.
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4. Magic Mushroom Pizza. Make a mushroom pizza for the whole family to enjoy. If you don't want to enjoy the same experience as them, make a personal plain pizza for yourself. They won't be suspicious. Don't forget the hallucinogenic mushrooms and record the results.
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5. Mayonnaise Ice Cream. Is there a favorite ice cream your partner likes? Take it out of the freezer and empty the container. Then take a jar or two of their most disliked brand of mayonnaise and fill the ice cream container to the brim. They'll be in for a real treat.. no they won't.
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6. Bloody Clown Strobe Lights. This one can be a little more pricey, but totally worth it. Halloween still has a ways to go, but Spencer gifts is all year round and they always have strobe lights and scary-ass clown masks. Just when you know your wife, kids or neighbor are sleeping, sneak a strobe light into your/their bedroom and place the clown mask on. As soon as you flick on the strobe light, scream as loud, long and as hard as you can. If you need to take breaths, make them just as loud and long.
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