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9 Life Hacks That are Not Life Hacks Anymore Because Buzzfeed Announced to the World That These Life Hacks are Life Hacks

8/15/2014

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By: Charles McHale | @NessKids

1. Everybody uses the first bathroom stall now. Use the last one again.

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2. Nobody thinks that this is mouthwash anymore. Just bring the bottle of liquor, that's less noticeable now

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3. Online websites no longer use gift card debit cards. Throw them off by buying a full subscription to their page on your own credit card. Don't worry, they won't understand

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4. Can't drink alcohol on the beach like this anymore

Bring drugs on the beach. That will distract the cops from the alcohol

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5. People are expecting red pens to have blue or black in them now. Instead, replace the ink with blood in them. That'll teach the stealers

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6. Nobody thinks this is just chapstick. Stuff your money in your ass or vagina. No one will steal one of those

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7. Same with suntan lotion bottles. Stuff your keys in your ass or vagina. Lord knows if you're old enough to carry this stuff around as necessities, you're probably loose enough

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8. This only works with tea. Not coffee

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9. Cookies hate forks. They enjoyed the lift at first, but now the metal annoys them. Hurts their back

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