thedailycafe.com 12 ways to make a turkey. 7 ways to use a pencil. 31 ways to know you're going to go to mars one day somehow. If you're part of a social network, you know it's impossible to scroll through your news feed and not see at least 30 of these articles posted. Here are 6 things to post instead.
1. Doctor Who
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Post something about the show Dr. Who and how much you love it because you're the only person that knows about the show and the only person that loves it. When someone else says that they know and love it, the two of you will become instant bffs.
2. Complain About Something
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Instead of making a list, complain about how shitty your life is. Or better yet, complain about your job or your co-workers. Pretty much just complain about anything and you'll be good.
3. Tell Everyone Where You are or What You're Doing
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When you're at the mall, tell everyone you're at the mall. When you're at the mall, tell everyone what you're doing at the mall. Say anything you're doing, this will get people's attention about a huge point in human history.
4. Brag About Something
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Because every successful person out there didn't get where they are right now without bragging.
5. A Really Shitty Dubstep Song
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Don't search for what Dubstep really sounds like. Forget Burial, James Blake, or Jam City. Post something from the brilliant Bassnectar, Rusko, Deamau5 or why not our favorite Skrillex.
6. A Selfie
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At the end of the day, post a stupid f*cking selfie. ^ By the way, I already know that I hate this girl.
By: Charles McHale
By: Charles McHale
