Written by: Charles McHale
With so many television shows on television, how do we know what television shows are worth watching on television? Some may say that is a good question. Others may say that it's a great question. I say, why don't you just ask me? Yeah, that's right, I'm what you may call a television connoisseur, if you will. I love television shows, but I don't watch crap. I'll watch any type of show, it doesn't even matter what type of show it is. As long as it's a good show of that type of show, I'll watch it. You know me, that's how I am everyone! And if you didn't know me, now you do! There's a lot of great shows on television, and I'm here to talk about one of the better ones on the air today. And that one that's one of the better one's that I'm going to talk about of the television shows that's on the air today is, The Bachelor. In this entire article, I'm going to talk about how great of a show The Bachelor is.
Why I love The Bachelor, reason number 1. It's a great show! How much more can I really say? Well, reality shows have been with us for so long, how can we be sure which one is better than the other reality show on another channel? The Bachelor takes reality, and really takes reality to reality times a million reality! Shows like The Real World, and Jersey Shore have lots of reality to show us, but we only learn about the reality of these people's own lives. Instead, on The Bachelor, we learn the realities of these girls' relationships with heart-throb Sean and are always fresh and new realities. That's one lucky guy ladies and gentlemen! I wish I was that guy on a show like that, I would be one lucky guy too! Instead, I find myself lucky enough to be able to watch The Bachelor. On the latest episode of The Bachelor, Sean has a seriously serious hard moment. Glamorous Leslie is on a date with Sean and really opens up to Sean completely with Sean in such a way that Sean is so happy that he sees this side in Leslie. Leslie tells Sean how happy she is able to express herself but realizes how deep it suddenly got with Sean. Sean don't care! Haha, but seriously, Sean is so happy to hear what Leslie had to open up about so much in her express of emotion that he said, "I like this". Then, Sean has to break the news that he didn't feel a connection, though he really wanted to so much with Leslie. He told her she wasn't getting the rose and it got so sad. Sean needed alone time after and went to the restaurant he was supposed to be on the romantic date with Leslie at. There was no one there at all except two guys playing guitar so nice, it would've been so good of a date. He shows so much emotion thinking about life and stuff with the rose in his hand looking over the banister and drops the rose feeling sad. And then we see a close-up of the rose hit the floor Sean dropped so far above from where he dropped it before when he dropped it.
Why I love The Bachelor, reason number 2. The girls are real! The girls are so real that I literally feel like I could reach out and touch them! They are so real. It's like the creators of the show literally went on the street and picked out all these girls by just seeing them without studying them at all. They even have a girl with a disability! The creators were probably so surprised about their choosing that they said to themselves, "we are so surprised about our choosing". One of the girls's name is Selma, but that's only her name!! Selma was so excited for her date with Sean so much that she was so happy. Selma saw a jet for her date Selma was so happy for a glamorous trip somewhere and stuff, she ended up in a desert with Sean. Ahhhh!! I was thinking ahhhhh!! Haha, but what is she going to do? Well, we'll have to find out we did. Who's ready for some rock climbing!? Selma was so ahead of Sean while rock climbing, he was so impressed! He took her to a dinner, which I was a little disappointed about folks. Only because I wanted to see what they ate! Mmmmm I'm in the mood for chicken parm folks. No chicken parm for me here in what I'm seeing! That's okay, it's a great date! Selma opens up to Sean Selma really wants to kiss Sean but she isn't allowed to because she isn't allowed. Selma says her family is so not going to be happy about her kissing someone on television at all because she was born in Iraq. Holy crap, news flash? Whoah! I said to myself, whoah! We're in reality here, how's Sean gonna deal with this one? Sean don't care! He really loves this girl kinda. Sean wants a kiss from Selma so bad, holy crap big kiss! It won't happen because Selma can't because of her family ways of raising people. Sean is so sad. What's he gonna do? Sean was so happy to be able to be able to wait for that kiss because Sean is so caring for his ladies' needs. Good luck Selma!!
Why I love The Bachelor, reason number 3. Holy drama Batman! The stakes for drama in The Bachelor are so high that they're so high. There are so many nice girls that Sean has to take out on a date and they're so sweet all the time. I say, good boy Sean. Sean is so good to be taking these sweet girls out on a date. Leslie, Sarah, Amanda, and Selma are all so nice girls. Then there's Tierra. Oh no Sean! Watch out for this meany! When she is with the girls, I'm scared when she's with the girls. But when she's with Sean, I'm scared when she's with Sean. Tierra got into the fight with the girls saying she doesn't trust the girls that she's talking to. Then she gets in the middle of Sean's date when he's with a one of those nice girls, bad Tierra! Tierra talks to Sean really opening up and she's so crazy talking to him! She's so scary talking to him what's Sean gonna do!? Sean don't care! He goes back to where the girls are talking to each other about how Tierra is so evil and bad. In that place that they're speaking together, that's where the rose is! Oh no Sean you didn't! Sean gives the rose to Tierra! Holy drama Batman! When I write I try to do references at the beginning of my paragraphs that will be at the end too. I said holy drama Batman at the beginning of the paragraph and at the end afterwards, I got it down good I'll try to do that more in more articles that I try to write in the future keep your eye out everyone!
Why I love The Bachelor, reason number 5. The rose ceremony! Isn't that what you would expect anyway? Here we get to see the real Sean being able to really be himself talking about the girls how his feelings for all of them are so real for them. Sean's feelings for all the girls are so sincere because he says it. I was thinking it was probably so hard to tell the one girl that she wasn't getting the rose when she wasn't getting it. I felt so bad for her. Her name was Amanda, and that's only her name! She was nice. The end of the show shows us all of the girls that made it and they all have a cheers with their champagne that they're drinking and he tells all of the girls that he is in love with them a little. He was so truthful with what he told them about how he felt about them. Cheers girls! Good luck to the end! I can't wait to find out who the winner is!
So, in conclusion, The Bachelor is really good and you should watch it when it's on television. 10 out of 10 stars.
Written by: Charles McHale
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