3/2/2014 2:45 AM *ALARM*
3/2/2014 2:54 AM *ALARM*
So that dream girl and I are back on that dinner date again. Why the f$ck are we suddenly back here? Whatever, I know she accepts me for me, even though I break up with those girls for some reason sometimes but not like my last girlfriend who was great but the relationship was too long distan-
3/2/2014 3:03 AM *ALARM*
Oh, my f%cking ex-ex-girlfriend! Pain in the ass. Crazy bitch. Okay I'll reason with her. "I wasn't looking at your phone!!!", she said. I told her, "it's okay baby, you could look at my phone all you want. I don't mind because you know I love you." She immediately replied with, "Oh, Charlie. I knew I could trust you. Let's go back ho-
3/2/2014 3:12 AM *ALARM*
Back to sleep. What did she want to say? I look up and down the ceilings and I found find her in the middle. "Let me introduce you to my mother again Charlie. She's all ready to join me and you to fu-
3/2/2014 3:18 AM
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3/2/2014 5:00 AM
Here are some cliche pictures of cats that everyone loves to let the time pass.
Another priceless picture of happy cats on stage gettin' their cat on.
Uh oh. The sad cat is here again. Wish we had a meme for it.
Oh wait, here's the sad cat meme.
3/2/2014 9:15 AM
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3/2/2014 12:30 PM
3/2/2014 12:45 PM
3/2/2014 1:00 PM
When I first saw the Utopia, clean cut, they tried to make it so I wasn't thrown off. Black girl has no element to her background. End scene of the governor taking out the military? Okay so humans destroyed Dinosaurs for a good reason, considering we will get eaten to death by them. But why do we still have chick-
3/2/2014 1:46 PM
But Why do we still have chickens? I had a burger at dinosaurs and buttons and that shit was delicious! If you haven't heard of Dinosaurs and Buttons, it's a place where they replicate the taste of Dinosaur meat with regular meat. There's a couple around here somewhere. Anyway, why do we still have chickens if us humans extinct dinosaurs? That shit is deliciou-
3/2/2014 4:00 PM *ALARM*
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By: Charles McHale