By: Kimberly Dunn | @NessKids
Hi all!! It's been so long! I know some of my ideas haven't gotten through in the past month or so, but that means I have a ton more to share with everyone! Okay, so I know the big weekend is here and we only have an hour to impress our girls, but we have an extra hour if we want to prepare and pregame before the bar!!
By: Kimberly Dunn | @NessKids
Everyone in the entire country is ready for the big Yankees game, and I am too. when attending the game, there are a lot of ways to go about it. You can go as normal Joe, have a jersey on it, or you can go all out by going all out. I'll go all of the above? Three different breakthrough fashion ideas ahead in today's Fashion 570
By: Chase McDoudalburg | @NessKids
The beautiful, dashing Katie Holmes is out on the scene again and she's got a new trick up her sleeve... no sleeves at all. Katie Holmes showed up at this years Met Gala as America's favorite phone book, The Yellow Pages. Most of the other times that she arrived at the fundraising for the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute, she was the low key girl and just kind of fit in with the crowd. This year she turned all of that around.
Fashion experts say the idea was "too daring" or had "bad taste", but while all the fashion snobs and critics were bashing Holmes for her fearless and her nonconformist ways, the general population was raving about The Yellow Pages Dress style saying, "Good stuff Katie!", and, "Hell yeah!". Some even commented that they "always wanted to try to pull off The Yellow Pages fashion idea before" but said they "didn't have the money", or, "the balls" to risk wearing such a dress in public. "In the end, it was a very powerful statement not only for Katie, but for everyone in the entire world, and maybe everyone in the entire universe and multiverse that ever dreamt of dressing as something so mundane", another man said so boldly.
Other dress ensembles included Jay-Z and Beyonce dressed up in black and white even though they're still clearly both black. Emma Stone dressed up as the female reproductive system where her top was the clitoris and her bottom piece represented the vaginal opening. As of Kirsten Dunst, well, nobody really has any clue what she arrived as. And last, but not least, Kim Kardashian showed up as Nintendo's Mega Man.
By: Chase McDougalberg
Ladies: wedding season is coming, and the only thing you can do is save yourself from disaster. That doesn't sound so easy? Well it really isn't when you try to think of everything you can do to prevent that disaster. I'm going to give you three easy things to remember for your wedding and each one will make the ceremony move swimmingly: 1. Fashion 2. Fashion 3. Fashion.
It may only be Wednesday night, but that doesn't mean it isn't a hot time of the week for that first hot date. Also, the first day for spring might have been March twenty-something, but today was officially one of the first nice days that we got to see the sun and feel the actual spring-like weather. So hump day plus beautiful weather equals take me out for sushi and sex on the beach. Oh, I'll have a drink with that too.
You may be wondering how to dress up for today with the new season and all, so you might want to find a shade of lipstick that brings out the spring in you. Go with maybe a light red shade or maybe even a darker pink color, not too overwhelming though. We're trying to stay kind of cool, it's not 90 degrees out there yet.
Next, find a dress that would bring out your makeup and eyeliner. Maybe a one piece and a sexy white pantie that can almost be seen through but not quite. Don't forget the jacket though because it could get super cold tonight. You wouldn't want anything else see-through *wink*.
Nail polish is always an exciting way to express how you feel, and today you want to make that first date to know that you're confident. There's nothing more sexy than a girl with confidence, and nothing shows confidence in a girl more than happiness. So to show happiness, you can use the usual color orange, or you can go wild. Orange is always my gopher, but on a day like today, I'm going all out rainbow. Do whatever fits you, or what you're most confident with. This is 570 fashion and it's been Dunn.
By: Kimberly Dunn
TGIF! This is your weekend. You can find sex, love, a new job or even a new friend from these fashion tips. The question is, are you ready to "give it all up"? Or are you just not "tough enough"? Some tips for fashion in the 570 for this weekend.
They may just call me a fashion buff, which I am. But that's all they think of me, which is really the best occupation I have going for myself. Who is they anyway? Okay, so I have a lot of media praise and my life on the line from Chuck, who has my back on this whole article (plus my paycheck lol). What are the best new styles to keep your lady friend happy when just loving her is not enough? Here are a couple hints I get from my girl.
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