By: Peter Gilroy | @NessKids
Another holiday for another month, and it's beautiful!! I love this day of the year, and I had a great time with my significant other, just don't tell my wife, because it was with my girlfriend. Now don't get all ornery about the subject. As you continue reading, my statement will make more sense.
When you're sick of the old fart in your Mother's cereal gag or the kill your little cousins gerbil, try one of these fresh ideas for April Fools.
1. The TV Over the Door Fall. When you're looking for something truly funny and you don't want to spend a ton of money, dig out your old tube TV and place it over a slightly open door. It might be hard to rig at first, but it's well worth the hard work if your loved one doesn't notice what's hanging above.
I may be a single man, but I've had my fair share of relationships in the past to know how to treat my woman right on that special day. Whether it's a dinner and a movie, movie and a dinner or just a simple romantic dinner at home and a DVD player for two, I've seen and done it all. But this year, I'm really going to think outside the box in hopes that everyone can have a great V-Day. Who knows? Maybe I'll have my way with myself by the end of the night with one of these rock solid ideas.
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