By: Charles McHale | @NessKids
This year and 2013 are the two most modern years that we have to date. Scientifically, the most modern day is the day that we are living in right now, and that's March 7th, 2014 (unless you're reading this on a future or past date and today might be one or many days before or after 03/07/2014). The point is, in about 100 years the following pictures will look just downright barbaric to a person viewing them in the 2110s time. For us in the 2010s, this is just another shitty blog.
1. Cars. Studies say that our cars are our number one source for driving to work today. People in the near-distant future are looking at these machines in museums right now in confusion as to of where this uncivilized idea could have come from.
2. Movies. Jurassic Park might have been made 20 years ago, but still today, the effects are astonishing. They probably won't be in the 2110s though.
3. Modern Surgery. This picture doesn't even observe technology that we have yet, or at least technology that we see in every hospital right now. Even so, people reading this in the future are in complete shock at this picture.
4. Leo only wins a Golden Globe. Of course by the 2110s, Hollywood's Leonardo DiCaprio had finally won several Oscars by now (then), just like his fans of today (today as in 2013-2014) were prophetic enough to predict. Unfortunately he won't be there to receive the awards in person because his awards belong to his re-created CGI. His ADSL-bmp7000 characters in Romeo (cross) Juliet, The Aviator Invents and Titanic 2100 will win him The Oscars that the {real Leo} dreamt of in the past but didn't mind losing (because he knew there was always next year).
5. Child Pop Stars. This picture won't be shocking in the future. Teen sensations will still be robots, just like today.
6. Food. As much as everyone loves a good Deep-Fried Ellio's Cheeseburger today, I'm pretty sure no one will know of the sandwich that causes immediate triple bypass surgery in the 2110s. The people of the future will already have pills for food, or fucking whatever I don't know. It won't be the same as today or whatever, maybe it will be or maybe not. It'll be fucking different I don't fucking know. I just know this picture will make them vomit.
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8. Cell Phone Watch. I actually looked for a picture of someone regularly using a cell phone watch. I couldn't find a single unedited/real looking picture. This edit below is obviously for advertisement, but I don't even think the hand and the face are part of the same photo. Anyway, this picture will make people in the 2110s shit their pants.
9. Pictures of guys smiling. This guy smiling.
10. Other pictures of guys smiling. This other guy smiling.
11. And last but not least, a hot girl eating sushi. Those people in the future are just like, "what were they thinking?".
So that's all 11 of them. Anyone reading this in the 2110-2119 era, please go easy on us, and don't be too much caught off guard by our old traditional ways. As for anyone reading this before the 2110 or after the 2119 era, go fuck yourself.
By: Charles McHale
By: Charles McHale