We got home from The Legion at about 10:00am and she wanted to make her way right back out even though I just wanted to spend the night in. So we headed to The Legion at 10:30am again and she was already a bit wild. This is why I tell her not to ask to be like my girlfriend anymore, but she's the boss, so you know what I mean guys. She told me to go home for a bit to check on the dog so I did just that.
I took my time on my way home, got some newspapers for myself to recycle and got a couple bottles of Coke. The dog ate well and I made sure of it. As I went back to The Legion to pick up Pauley (this was her name as she was my girlfriend before I married her) I stopped at another bar to get a beer to mentally prepare myself. I got to The Legion and she wasn't even there anymore.
I asked the bartender if he saw her. He looked around and said he didn't see anything, so I figured I would wait for her to come back. Even though several hours passed by and she returned to The Legion with 5 other very large men, I knew she was protected and back in my arms safe. I just don't know why the hell the men looked at me as angry as they did. So that's how I spent my National Best Friend Day with my girlfriend, glad people won't judge me now.
By: Peter Gilroy