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Kardashian Shows Off Her Assets for the First Time Ever

4/9/2014

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By: Chase McDougalberg | @NessKids
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One of the most subtle and down to earth celebrities has finally cut loose. Kim Kardashian, star of insanely nauseating reality show Meet the Kardashians, bares to bare almost everything for the first time ever in her career. If you thought she was always the type to eat mainly caviar for breakfast, lunch and dinner, you're in for a rude awakening. While most other celebrity names such as Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba are getting their slut strut on, Kim Kardashian finally surrenders her prude and unveils her freakishly enormous ass exclusively to the public.

"That's a whole lot of ass!", local man DeShawn O'Malley says as he feverishly scans the photograph of Kim sitting at the edge of the boat with everything she owns hanging out. He continued, "Nevermind the spiral ham, I'll take that fat ass to go with my gravy and mashed potatoes this Easter dinner with a side of extra everything". Not everyone shares the same feelings, though.

Tracey Silvio says, "This is unlike her. I've been following her since day one, and not once has she stooped down to this level. I mean, she has a great ass and everything, but she has more class than this. I think she's just doing this for the whole "publicity" thing or even just looking for attention only today in this time of her life."

But why only today does she do this? What are her next projects in her life? The real questions are, will this be a one-time fling of eroticism from Kim? Will she continue her life in her innocence? Will she turn out to be some narcissistic, conceited woman that no one in the world knows about? Only time will tell.

By: Chase McDougalberg
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