By: Peter Gilroy | @NessKids
www.de.dw Grenadine, Moonshine, Potato Vodka. Hey, we heard it all. There are enough smart people in this world to make the next breakthrough in any invention, but only a select few of those people are Irish, or Russian or something, to make the next alcohol breakthrough. Don't get me wrong, I'm right there with the public. I'll take a heavy drink or 10 any day (and I have in my day), but what's the next step of having that 10 drinks in 10 minutes to 10 seconds? That's right, powdered alcohol.
I can't wait to get my hands on this stuff. This is going to be so much fun for the next couple days. Palcohol. I wonder where I can order it? I could take it to the bar with me and no one would even know about it. I'll buy a beer, and I'll be the life of the party in minutes. People won't know what hit them. I won't even know what hit me.
It makes you wonder, though, is our youth completely out of touch of the real world of drinking? I don't think they'll appreciate the "buying the next round" ritual as much as the kids 5 years ago did. The conversations will go from "let's get a drink" to "let's kill ourselves" in only seconds rather than hours. There's a lot of fun that can happen within those hours before the suicidal thoughts and whatnot come about. Whatever, I'm letting loose when I find this stuff. Don't tell dear Paula!!
By: Peter Gilroy
I can't wait to get my hands on this stuff. This is going to be so much fun for the next couple days. Palcohol. I wonder where I can order it? I could take it to the bar with me and no one would even know about it. I'll buy a beer, and I'll be the life of the party in minutes. People won't know what hit them. I won't even know what hit me.
It makes you wonder, though, is our youth completely out of touch of the real world of drinking? I don't think they'll appreciate the "buying the next round" ritual as much as the kids 5 years ago did. The conversations will go from "let's get a drink" to "let's kill ourselves" in only seconds rather than hours. There's a lot of fun that can happen within those hours before the suicidal thoughts and whatnot come about. Whatever, I'm letting loose when I find this stuff. Don't tell dear Paula!!
By: Peter Gilroy
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