By: Chase McDougalberg | @NessKids
fanpop.com Chase here [you where] with an introductory blog post on, Chase McDougalburg's 570 Insight, the Chase McDougalberg's Insight of 570 and other things (On BT). First topic ever, "What's Eating Bieber?". Or may the better topic be, "What's Bieber Eating so Pleasefully and Easy?". They say it's cliche' to do a story like this, but really, I'm just elaborating heavily on a story that was already done. Not only am I hearing these notes about "The Bieb's" being in the mile *high* club from my wife who reads the paper all the time and keeps tabloid alerts of world news on her computer, just for me. But I also hear this stuff from my neighborhood.
I've spoken to a lot of local cops about this situation and I got some pretty interesting responses. I just want to warn you, the responses may be graphic.
"He's just a kid", Deputy Chief Sean Dunnigan said who has been in the presence of delinquent scum as such as Bieber for more than 3 months. He continued, "He'll get the same fines and charges anyone else at his age would get, pretty much". Pretty Much? I had to know what Pretty Much meant in this mysterious meeting with a malevolent malicious monster and what it could have amounted to.
Then I asked Paul Winkler, commissioner. "The kid is just a kid, he's probably just as confused as the rest of the peers his age, not to mention that he grew up such a fulfilling life in such a short time. (laughs) He probably experienced more in his 19 years of life than I have my entire 55 (laughs more)". As Winkler laughs, I can't help but agree the terror that the young boy deserves. "A kid is a kid", he said. So what will they do with him? Life without girls?.. Life without boys?.. Life without Pokemon Chocolate Frosted Pikachu Cake? Life in prison will most likely happen in the gloomiest/most eerie and most likely of all situations. Chase McDougalburg, BT News.
By: Chase McDougalberg
"He's just a kid", Deputy Chief Sean Dunnigan said who has been in the presence of delinquent scum as such as Bieber for more than 3 months. He continued, "He'll get the same fines and charges anyone else at his age would get, pretty much". Pretty Much? I had to know what Pretty Much meant in this mysterious meeting with a malevolent malicious monster and what it could have amounted to.
Then I asked Paul Winkler, commissioner. "The kid is just a kid, he's probably just as confused as the rest of the peers his age, not to mention that he grew up such a fulfilling life in such a short time. (laughs) He probably experienced more in his 19 years of life than I have my entire 55 (laughs more)". As Winkler laughs, I can't help but agree the terror that the young boy deserves. "A kid is a kid", he said. So what will they do with him? Life without girls?.. Life without boys?.. Life without Pokemon Chocolate Frosted Pikachu Cake? Life in prison will most likely happen in the gloomiest/most eerie and most likely of all situations. Chase McDougalburg, BT News.
By: Chase McDougalberg
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